Uitspraken
Lulo's Law:
Liefde is eeuwig, alleen de partners veranderen.
Conway's Law:
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on.
This person must be fired.
Dolly Parton:
Je moest eens weten hoeveel geld het kost om er zo goedkoop uit te zien als ik!
Henrik Tikkanen
Truly grat madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-
bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the
road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space.
Marvin Kitman
If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?
Parker's Law
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone
Anonymous:
It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Wij zijn goed bezig!
Linux is like tepee: No Windows, no Gates, and apache inside.
Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than
expected.
Carefully planned projects take four times longer to
complete than expected, mostly because the planners expect their
planning to reduce the time it takes.
Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterward.
Disclaimer: Any resemblance between the above views and those of my employer, my terminal, or the view out my window are purely coincidental. Any resemblance between the above and my own views is non-deterministic. The question of the existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold them is left as an exercise for the reader. The question of the existence of the reader is left as an exercise for the second god coefficient. (A discussion of non-orthogonal, non-integral polytheism is beyond the scope of this article.)
Yoda
When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hm?
Mon Mothma
Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
Darth Vader:
Luke... Help me take this mask off.
Do they have a code clearance?
Admiral Piett:
It's an older code, sir, but it checks out. I was about to clear them.
Asta Nielsen
Greta Garbo is absoluut talentloos
Greta Garbo
Nielsen leerde mij alles wat ik weet
Domme Zaandammer op straat tegen een vriend
Ik heb nu een internetsnelheid van 10..... eehhhh..... MegaDinges..... nouja, van 10 dus.
Kogelvis op de Gedempte Gracht in Zaandam
Hey, mag je hier fietsen?
Kogelvis @ Ebbehout
Fijne avond!
Serocki's Stricture
Marriage is always a bachelor's last option.
Stories
Managers, techneuten en hete lucht. De verdwaalde man in een luchtballon.