Uitspraken

Lul's Law: Liefde is eeuwig, alleen de partners veranderen.

Conway's Law:

In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.

Dolly Parton:

Je moest eens weten hoeveel geld het kost om er zo goedkoop uit te zien als ik!

Anonymous:

It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Yoda

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hm?

Mon Mothma

Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

Darth Vader:

Luke... Help me take this mask off.
Do they have a code clearance?

Admiral Piett:

It's an older code, sir, but it checks out. I was about to clear them.

Domme Zaandammer op straat tegen een vriend

Ik heb nu een internetsnelheid van 10..... eehhhh..... MegaDinges..... nouja, van 10 dus.

Kogelvis op de Gedempte Gracht in Zaandam

Hey, mag je hier fietsen?

Kogelvis @ Ebbehout

Fijne avond!