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AKA Niles de VerNeuker | |||
NilesDeNeuker (born 12 March 1953 in Bayside, Queens), usually called Niles, is an American pornographic actor. Nicknamed "De Neuker", he was ranked by AVN at number one in their "100 Top Porn Stars of All Time" list. Niles has also appeared in non-pornographic films, with studios such as Troma Entertainment. | |||
He is well known for his [http://www.roggeware.nl/mediawiki/index.php5?title=User:Max large penis] – claimed by him to be 9.75 inches (nearly 25 cm) in length – and he has gained some notoriety for being capable of autofellatio (which he first demonstrated on-screen in Inside Seka), though he stated in a 2003 interview that due to his weight gain, all he can do nowadays is kiss the tip of his penis. | |||
[[Image:NilesDeNeuker.jpg|200px|thumb|NilesDeNeuker doet autofotografie]] | |||
Citaat: "''Als je penis maar groot genoeg is, kun je altijd ver neuken. Of autofellatio uitvoeren!''" --[[User:NilesDeNeuker|NilesDeNeuker]] 17:05, 23 December 2008 (CET) | |||
== Autofellatio == | == Autofellatio == | ||
Few men possess sufficient flexibility and/or penis length to safely perform the necessary frontbend. However, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion, or yoga may make it possible for some. American biologist Craig Bartle and Alfred Charles Kinsey reported that fewer than 1% of men can successfully orally contact their own penis. Previously, autofellatio was considered by behavioristic science a problem rather than as a variety in sexual practice. | Few men possess sufficient flexibility and/or penis length to safely perform the necessary frontbend. However, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion, or yoga may make it possible for some. American biologist Craig Bartle and Alfred Charles Kinsey reported that fewer than 1% of men can successfully orally contact their own penis. Previously, autofellatio was considered by behavioristic science a problem rather than as a variety in sexual practice. | ||
== Scheet == | |||
Iemand waagde het ooit om NilesDeNeuker "een scheetje" te noemen, niet wetende dat dit verstrekkende gevolgen zou hebben: | |||
Een flatus is een "wind" of een "scheet". Als gevolg van het verteringsproces produceren de darmen gassen welke voor 80% via het bloed en longen worden uitgeademd. De rest verlaat het lichaam via de anus al dan niet met geluid. Winden laten heet officieel "flatuleren" en de kunst van het scheten laten wordt ook wel petomanie genoemd. Een petomaan is iemand die er een ziekelijk genoegen in schept winden te laten. Petomaan komt van het Franse woord "péter" wat "winden laten" betekent. | |||
[[Image:Google NilesDeNeuker.JPG|200px|thumb|Google NilesDeNeuker]] | |||
== Niles en Google == | |||
Niles is zeer bekend. Zie hiernaast enkele van zijn hits op Google. | |||
[[File:Niels Baay - SMS - We zitten recht tegenover het hotel koffie te drinken.jpeg|200px|thumb|Koffie drinken]] | |||
Latest revision as of 15:40, 28 June 2023
AKA Niles de VerNeuker
NilesDeNeuker (born 12 March 1953 in Bayside, Queens), usually called Niles, is an American pornographic actor. Nicknamed "De Neuker", he was ranked by AVN at number one in their "100 Top Porn Stars of All Time" list. Niles has also appeared in non-pornographic films, with studios such as Troma Entertainment.
He is well known for his large penis – claimed by him to be 9.75 inches (nearly 25 cm) in length – and he has gained some notoriety for being capable of autofellatio (which he first demonstrated on-screen in Inside Seka), though he stated in a 2003 interview that due to his weight gain, all he can do nowadays is kiss the tip of his penis.
Citaat: "Als je penis maar groot genoeg is, kun je altijd ver neuken. Of autofellatio uitvoeren!" --NilesDeNeuker 17:05, 23 December 2008 (CET)
Autofellatio
Few men possess sufficient flexibility and/or penis length to safely perform the necessary frontbend. However, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion, or yoga may make it possible for some. American biologist Craig Bartle and Alfred Charles Kinsey reported that fewer than 1% of men can successfully orally contact their own penis. Previously, autofellatio was considered by behavioristic science a problem rather than as a variety in sexual practice.
Scheet
Iemand waagde het ooit om NilesDeNeuker "een scheetje" te noemen, niet wetende dat dit verstrekkende gevolgen zou hebben:
Een flatus is een "wind" of een "scheet". Als gevolg van het verteringsproces produceren de darmen gassen welke voor 80% via het bloed en longen worden uitgeademd. De rest verlaat het lichaam via de anus al dan niet met geluid. Winden laten heet officieel "flatuleren" en de kunst van het scheten laten wordt ook wel petomanie genoemd. Een petomaan is iemand die er een ziekelijk genoegen in schept winden te laten. Petomaan komt van het Franse woord "péter" wat "winden laten" betekent.
Niles en Google
Niles is zeer bekend. Zie hiernaast enkele van zijn hits op Google.
