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'''Conway's Law:''' | '''Conway's Law:''' | ||
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. | |||
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. | |||
This person must be fired. | This person must be fired. | ||
'''Dolly Parton:''' | '''Dolly Parton:''' | ||
Je moest eens weten hoeveel geld het kost om er zo goedkoop uit te zien als ik! | Je moest eens weten hoeveel geld het kost om er zo goedkoop uit te zien als ik! | ||
'''Anonymous:''' | '''Anonymous:''' | ||
It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.<br> | It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.<br> | ||
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. | Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. | ||
'''Yoda''' | '''Yoda''' | ||
When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hm? | When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hm? | ||
'''Mon Mothma''' | '''Mon Mothma''' | ||
Many Bothans died to bring us this information. | Many Bothans died to bring us this information. | ||
'''Darth Vader:''' | '''Darth Vader:''' | ||
Luke... Help me take this mask off. <br> | Luke... Help me take this mask off. <br> | ||
Do they have a code clearance? | Do they have a code clearance? | ||
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'''Domme Zaandammer op straat tegen een vriend''' | '''Domme Zaandammer op straat tegen een vriend''' | ||
Ik heb nu een internetsnelheid van 10..... eehhhh..... MegaDinges..... nouja, van 10 dus. | Ik heb nu een internetsnelheid van 10..... eehhhh..... MegaDinges..... nouja, van 10 dus. | ||
'''Kogelvis op de Gedempte Gracht in Zaandam''' | '''Kogelvis op de Gedempte Gracht in Zaandam''' | ||
Hey, mag je hier fietsen? | Hey, mag je hier fietsen? | ||
'''Kogelvis @ Ebbehout''' | '''Kogelvis @ Ebbehout''' | ||
Fijne avond! | Fijne avond! | ||
Revision as of 16:34, 15 January 2009
Conway's Law:
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.
Dolly Parton:
Je moest eens weten hoeveel geld het kost om er zo goedkoop uit te zien als ik!
Anonymous:
It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Yoda
When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hm?
Mon Mothma
Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
Darth Vader:
Luke... Help me take this mask off.
Do they have a code clearance?
Admiral Piett: It's an older code, sir, but it checks out. I was about to clear them.
Domme Zaandammer op straat tegen een vriend
Ik heb nu een internetsnelheid van 10..... eehhhh..... MegaDinges..... nouja, van 10 dus.
Kogelvis op de Gedempte Gracht in Zaandam
Hey, mag je hier fietsen?
Kogelvis @ Ebbehout
Fijne avond!